this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
Deborah Cox - Nobody’s Supposed to Be Here
Saving this for later
That first one though…you can order a Cookie Dough Frap from Starbucks??!?
Washboard — Tumblr Savior for mobile devices
Hello, Tumblr! Over the last few months I’ve been working on a project that brings keyword blacklisting to mobile devices, and it’s finally ready for the public. If you’re not familiar, Tumblr Savior is a browser extension that allows users to hide posts containing certain keywords or tags. It works great for desktops, but it can’t be used on phones or tablets, and the official Tumblr apps don’t offer any alternatives.
That’s where Washboard steps in: just sign in with Tumblr, import your blacklist from Tumblr Savior, and start browsing! Washboard also features infinite scrolling, a “Safe Mode” toggle that hides images, and a few other features that make mobile browsing as painless as possible.
OH MY GOD THE NICKELODEON SITE IS HAVING A HALLOWEEN MARATHON. I AM DONE. THIS IS SO EXCITING.
wow hey none of them are even illegal this time
you’re a whole lot hotter with that lighting scar, you’re a superstar to us all!